Winter 2018-19

July 12, 2018


Due to the gynormous success of the Friday Night League, deposits of $500.00 are now being collected, and the league will be built on a first come first served basis.  For those who may be confused by what this might mean, allow me to clarify.  It means hurry the fuck up with your $500.00 deposit, or You could be shut out.  Yes, Foley, that means You. I guess you could call it the final countdown.  Ok I get it, but you try doing this shit.  Ps the writers strike is over (see below) and the reporter will have a very close view of all three games tonight.  Try not to be a hack.

Manville Pizza slaps Mannys with a 7-4 loss, grabbing a stronghold on First place with only Four games left on Their schedule.  Mark Kosinksi was an absolute beast, scoring Four times and assisting Twice, increasing His League Leading stats position to Four points ahead of Mike Bragan,  who subbed for The Pie, picking up a goal and Three assists.  It just wasn't Mannys night where seemingly every bounce went against them.

In other action, Green Goddess' Mike, wait a minute didn't he just sub, Bragan and Tim Sheehan both had hat tricks, and Richie, have a night, Dias scored Twice and assisted thrice, in the 9-3 paisting of Roman, they're dropping like flies, Law.

The early game was a shoot out.  Vescera Law and Their Six subs out lasted Votta Properties, 8-6.  Nate Arruda did it all in this one for the Law, scoring Four times assisting once and picking up the minor infraction.  Richie, wait a minute didn't he just sub too, Dias added a goal and Three assists. Although Votta took the loss, look out for this team, They are really getting Their shit together, including Jason Pires who recorded 72 saves, some of which where quite spectacular.

Finally, from Leave it to Beaver, "Gee Wally, Shannon Caverley, Glen Medeiros and Ricky Vasconelos sure did play swell", scoring a combined Three goals and Six assists.